The Brady Bunch (Scamming Bitch)
Here’s the story of a not so lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very unfortunate kids of her own
All of them lived in the north of Brisbane, like their mother
The youngest one on a $389 jumping castle
Here’s the story, of a leading auction site
Who was busy screwing all the sellers on it’s own
They had two companies, so closely related
Yet you could not get them on the phone
Till the one day when the lady met this auction site
And she knew it was much more than a hunch
That the two of them could somehow screw the sellers even more by scamming them
That’s the way she became the scammer bitch
The scamming bitch
That’s the way she became the scamming bitch
While only a member of a leading auction site for a few months, this lovely young lady managed to scam, by claiming she had not received the goods she purchased, a large number of hardworking sellers in Australia and the United States.
In these times of economic distress, did she purchase essentials to feed her children or simply survive, hardly. Here’s a small selection of what she thinks are essential items.
But the real question is why did she feel the need to scam innocent sellers.
Inspired by all the television home makeover shows, she was quickly filling her house with her hard scammed goods, safe in the knowledge that her Doberman good looks and an IQ of 12 could not stop the evil auction sellers from tracking her down.
But love makes us all do silly things, apparently. While leaving feedback to say the scammed items arrived, giving out your home address, telephone and email details would surely fool even the most persistent detective. A house full of hard earned goodies could not be cuddled up to at night.
She needed a little yang for her yin and as she was now the experienced internet predator, she knew where to find it. As apparently you can’t get any yang for your yin off an auction site and even if you could, you would have trouble saying it did not arrive, especially when you’re so used to getting cash up front .
Hence she posted on a dating site to find an honest bloke who could blow up a jumping castle, make decent coffee and would admire her arse in her nice new jeans and board shorts while playing computer games with the kids.
Profile summary
Gender:
Female
Age:
28 years old
Height:
5’3/160 cm
About me (in my own words)
single mum looking for fun i like to have quite drinks on weekends, i dont like clubs i have three kids but im not looking for a father figure , looking for a man i can hang out with feel comfortable with im not looking for any type of relationship just want to take it as it comes i dont play games im straight forward and would like a man who is to
My Ideal partner
Relationship sought: Friendship with a Male Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Male respectful and caring ,open minded ,likes to have fun, is honest and likes to cuddle up at night
PLEASE NOTE: The pictures, details and cry for love posted on this site have been obtained from freely available sources obtainable from the internet search engines Google and Yahoo. While it may offend at least one person, perhaps it may expedite the said person into paying back the auction site battlers who have had their livelihood stolen for such frivolous things. While the creator of this site has not been directly involved in the scamming undertaken by the person portrayed on this site, the creator does know how to find those little details that you think no one will find (yes I do have more) and believes in the saying “What goes around, comes around”. Should the above mentioned portrayed person show the world and the scammed sellers a little good karma by giving back their money then the site creator, despite a strong sense of giving you the “comes around” part, will give some good karma back by removing the site. Who knows lunasaffire, some men like a girl who has the skill set and lack of morals to rip off the innocent, just watch a couple of episodes of Americas Hardest Prisons. Although I’m guessing your more of a My Name is Donna sort of girl.
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